It is incredible the number of features a simple mouse pad can have, I’ve seen some with calculators and others with USB hubs, but this 6-in-1 combination beats them all, it has a: USB hub + card reader + Wrist Rest + solar calculator + thermometer.
Do you really need all that crap attached to your mouse pad? Why can't a mouse pad be happy just keeping your mouse rolling around smoothly? Just be happy with who you are, mousepads. No one is asking you to be anything more.