This is an environmentally-sound hand crank flashlight with 9 LEDs. It is an AM/FM radio; it is a cell phone charger for the Nokia (compatible with the ACP-12C jack); it is a flashing emergency beacon and siren; it is a high frequency mosquito repeller; it is a compass; it is even an iPod speaker. That counts seven. If you are lucky enough, you may find yourself beating off a hungry grizzly with this handy weapon. That would make function number 8.
All yours for $52 plus $5 shipping fee.