How can you tell you are drunk before the first beer? Well, if you see four eyes on a man’s face on your bottle opener.
This Four Eyed Drunken Sailor Bottle Opener might be the weirdest one I have ever seen. At a price tag of $11.69, it is a great laugh and it will add a permanent sense of humor to your barren wall. But you have to wait if you want to buy one, since it is currently sold out.